07.15
At a family gathering I tried to demo some of the New Sub’s new songs, and discovered to my horror that nothing in the way of MP3’s were posted on this site. This is obviously unacceptable and will need to be corrected ASAP!! As I have expressed on many occasions, The New Sub’s career goal is to be famous after we die, and this can only be accomplished through devious subliminal advertising and relentless self-promotion.
To our many, many fans (especially young Swedish blonde women who desire to become our “Personal Assistants” ), and on behalf of all New Suburbans everywhere, I offer my sincerest apologizes for the absence of new musical product on this site.
Visit Bandcamp.com to hear sound clips from the old New Suburbans. And get ready for new New Suburbans’ tunes in the days ahead!!
your immediate attention to the lack of updated music is greatly appreciated! my workday is likely to be much more enjoyable with this on in the backround, however, I am concerned as to how it will be received by my client’s…. I will keep you posted on that!