The New Suburbans

Midget Girl

You are small

I am tall

You’re three foot six

I’m a giant- after all this time

Gimme a whirl

Be my Midget Girl.

We’ll build a house

Way down low

You’ll ride my back

Everywhere we go

Life is fine- when I recline

With my Midget Girl.

Saw you shopping down at the mall

You’re a human Barbie Doll,

Darlin’ dress I just couldn’t forget

So small but anatomically correct

Oh yeah, yeah My Midget Girl

Oh yeah, yeah My Midget Girl

Oh yeah, yeah My Midget Girl (midget girl, midget girl?, midget girl)- Be my Midget Girl.

Bend down to kiss

You make me quiver

You are small

My love’s growin’ bigger

Life’s a ball- You’re three feet tall!

My Midget Girl.

Saw you shopping down at the mall

Be my human Barbie Doll,

Darlin’ dress I just couldn’t forget

So small but anatomically correct

Oh yeah, yeah My Midget Girl

Oh yeah, yeah My Midget Girl

Oh yeah, yeah My Midget Girl (midget girl, midget girl?, midget girl)- Be my Midget Girl.