The New Suburbans

I Got A New Kidney

(special double secret bonus track 11!!)

A while ago

My body stopped processing waste

I used to carry it inside like an excrement suitcase

But now I don’t need no colonic

My piss is supersonic!!

I got a new kidney.

Some people make it through life with just a pair of  them

Until they fail they’re probably unaware of them

It’s an amazing machine

It ain’t no stomach or spleen

I got a new kidney

New New New Kidney, I got a

New New New Kidney.

I feel so free

Everytime I pee, I got a New Kidney.

(guitar meltdown #2…slowly sinking into the western sky)